love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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