Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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