So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
do herpes really smell.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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