Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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