Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
