Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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