My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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