"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Acid is not a monday night drug
We got so high we made milksteak
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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