my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Randomize
