i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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