And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
