turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
