if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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