How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
handjob tips. give me some.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Randomize
