i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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