But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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