You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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