So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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