Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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