Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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