I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
How external is "for external use only"?
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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