Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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