U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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