another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I will be naked everywhere
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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