So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Randomize
