We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
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