I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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