Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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