O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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