Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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