Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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