He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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