i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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