sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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