Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
He did a backflip because drugs
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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