I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
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