I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
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