I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
and you fell through a lawn chair
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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