Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
