...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Pants are for mortals
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