your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Randomize
