that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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