so let's talk penis.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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