I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
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