I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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