D3 body, D1 cock
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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