Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
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