i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Randomize
