I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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