HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
You dont lie about slip and slides
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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