then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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