We won't sleep together?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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