We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
It's Friday. Sex?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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