After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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