Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
We left the knife in your bed.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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